克圣语录第二弹：喷到哪里是哪里（又名：一个喷子的成长史）
克圣语录第一弹：克鲁伊夫口中的范巴斯滕（又名“我家马可见人就咬！见人就咬！【自豪脸】”）
第二弹：从阿贾克斯黑到巴萨，从荷兰黑到西班牙—一个喷子的成长史（并不……其实在原文里面这些都是“其它”一栏里的，不过考虑到克圣是克圣，他的“其它”经常也就是在喷人……）
202 – I don't know how many mothers wrote me a letter asking me to cut my hair short so their son would get a haircut too.
有好多当妈妈的给我写信要我把头发剪短——这样她们的儿子也就会去剪头发了。
203 – I bought a car with the first money I earned as a player. In my contract was a rule that I had to be home be for a certain time. Sometimes someone from Ajax came to check if I was at home. Rinus Michels once drove past when my brother was driving somewhere with the car. He demanded an explanation, buy my mom responded indignant. I was already in bed. From that point, it became a sport to park the car somewhere else and get home unseen, so that Ajax's spies would waste hours waiting for me to get home.
我拿踢球赚的第一笔钱买了辆车。在合同里面有一条写明了我在晚上几点几点之前必须回家，有时候阿贾克斯会派人来检查我是不是在家。里努斯·米歇尔斯有一次开车路过我家，当时我哥哥恰好把车开了出去，而他要求我妈妈说明这都是怎么回事，但我妈妈义正辞严地告诉他我已经都睡了。从那之后我就开始恶作剧——我会把车子停在别的地方一个人偷偷回去，让阿贾克斯的间谍浪费时间干等着我回家。
204 – My brother Henny played at amateur level. He once got sent off after he had made a foul and the referee asked for his name. When he replied with 'Cruyff', the referee thought he was ridiculed, got angry and sent Henny off.
我哥哥Henny踢业余足球。他有次在球场上犯规，裁判问他叫什么名字。他说他叫克鲁伊夫，裁判以为Henny在拿他开心，就把Henny罚下场了。
205 – Of the 100 people I meet, 99.5 come to get something. Nobody brings me something. And I don't mean money.
在我遇见的一百个人里面有九十九个半都是想从我这里得到点什么。没人想要给我什么。我说的不是钱。
206 – I could never work for AS Roma. They have an athletics track around the field. The worst thing there is.
我永远都不可能为AS罗马工作。他们的球场外面围了一圈田径赛道，没有什么比那更糟糕的了。
207 – I'm not religious. In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw.
我不信神。在西班牙，每次比赛开赛前双方22名球员都会划十字祷告。如果那真的有用，每场比赛都只能踢平。
208 – In Barcelona we had someone for your feet, how do you call that, a pede..pedo..something…lets just say we had a pedophile in the dressing room. No problem, cause we only had adult men there. Anyway…
在巴萨的更衣室里我们有个……有个……怎么说的来着的，那个管你脚的……好吧，有个恋童癖。没关系，反正更衣室里的都是成年男人。总之……
【注：克圣想说的是podiatrist（足疗医师），怎奈他把podi记成了pede然后就模糊成了pedo……而最为有名的pedo词就是pedophile（恋童癖）所以他就顺口用了。LO主已默默为巴萨点烛。】
211 – The current shirt of Holland's national team is wrong. The colour is too faint. The orange must be aggressive. Holland should play in a super bright orange. The crowd should have to blink their eyes as soon as the players enter the pitch.
目前荷兰国家队队服的橙色用错了，太浅了。荷兰队的橙色必须具有攻击性，必须超级耀眼。当荷兰队队员上场的时候，观众应该忍不住眨起眼睛来。
212 – When I get home after doing analysis for TV, my wife asks: What did you say? I respond: No clue whatsoever.
我在电视台当完解说嘉宾回家，我妻子问我“你都说了什么？”我回答：“完完全全不知道。”
213 – The chances Holland created, Holland created. And the chances Brazil created, well, Holland created half of them too.
(Commenting on the 1998 World Cup semifinal Holland vs Brazil)
荷兰队的机会都是荷兰队创造的。至于巴西队的机会嘛，其中一半也是荷兰队创造的。
【评论1998世界杯半决赛，巴西VS荷兰。】
